Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

trumpetitive

Saying something totally useless or irrelevant two or three times repetitively just to hear your own voice.

I couldn't make heads or tails from his speech. All he did was repeat himself with useless comments at the end of most sentences. He needs to stop being so trumpetitive.

by PlanePower November 21, 2016

Trumpet

Devout Donald Trump supporters who believe Trump can do no wrong and try (unsuccessfully) to justify each of Trump's new policies and laws online.

Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.

(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)

Look at all these Trumpets trying to say Trump was right to pull out of the Paris Agreement.

by Cambridge - UD June 16, 2017

Trumpes

It's like herpes, except that it's not sexually transmitted. It effects the brains of unsuspecting taxpayers who are susceptible to easy lies, blatant arrogance, and prone to wishing they could also lead a life of bad decisions yet still somehow view themselves as success stories. Much like Donald Johnson. Trump has done.

"hey. Have you heard from Thom lately?"

"no, not since he contracted the trumpes..."

by Buildingsea$ September 14, 2017

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Trumpet

noun

1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.

2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.

Person 1: Woah, Eric is such a Trumpet.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.

by Sockth January 25, 2019

Trumpet

A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.

DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019