triggermortis

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

femi-triggered

Present tense: femi-trigger

Noun: A quality or state of mind that somebody possesses, usually a woman or a Hillary Clinton, that changes their mindset to believe that everything is onffensive.

Verb: The very final stage of being triggered before being blasted into oblivion by the dank triggered gods. (They have the most dank memes)

(Comment if you actually if you actually used his word after you saw the definition)

Noun: 1) Are you assuming my femi-trigger?? 2) For your information, I identify as a femi-trigger!!

Verb: You insulted my dank memes?! You make me so femi-triggered!!

by TheTriggeredGods December 11, 2016

Triggers broom

An item that has been repaired many times and contain none of its original parts.

I've had my mountain bike for twenty years now. It's like triggers broom

by TeKiWill Alfonso August 17, 2017

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Tigger the tigger

A gigantic pen

Wow Look at that a tigger the tigger

by Tiggerthetigger June 20, 2020

triggersad

TRIGGERSAD-when a person is afraid to even shoot a gun scared it'll kick to much most of the time doesn't want to have anything to do with a gun the exact opposet of triggerhappy

hey dawg shoot this 12 gauge shot gun at the target

sorry dude im triggersad

by big Chad February 22, 2008

Post-Triggered Stress Disorder

Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.

Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.

Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("

by ledskof September 19, 2016