Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
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by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018
Get the panther tank mug.a saltwater aquarium, housing fish and corals. Usually the best way to get divorced became a reef tank cost more than the mortgage of the house.
by creative pseudonym 123 December 23, 2019
Get the reef tank mug.Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.
“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”
by LilyDeflower January 19, 2020
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Name of Tang Zang(Tang San Zang) the Buddhist character from Journey to the West, translated from Vietnamese. Use to call someone act like or role-playing as Tang Zang but out-of-character. Usually when asking for porn source in a hilarious way.
by i know something November 29, 2020
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