Tobin

To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.

I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.

by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014

Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

by David1965 July 13, 2010

torin

a tennis player

john wants to be a torin after seeing serena williams

by the source April 5, 2003

toting

Trick - or - Treating (on Halloween)

hey u going toting?
huh?
oh, nah, too old

by BAZAM November 19, 2007

Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

Torin

Lil pussy ass bitch wit no ass

Torin is torin

by Torin6666 August 14, 2017

Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018