Toe ring

A toe ring is when you stick one of your toes up someones arse, you pull it out and you're left with a nice brown ring on your toe. This is called a Toe ring.

Johnny was doing a spot of up-hill gardening when he slipped over and his toe went up freddies arse leaving him with a lovely toe ring.

by CamillaParkerBowels May 23, 2011

toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

toe cleavage

when you can see your toe cracks when you are trying on heels or flats

Jane: Crap. I think Joe saw my toe cleavage. what does that mean for our relationship?
Elizabeth: GIRLLL get new shoes.

by lizkat333333 February 8, 2009

toe-up

Really REALLY high.

We was toe-UP!

by matt February 11, 2004

toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks

Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010