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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Whack A Todd

A high jinks game that usually occurs when drunk. One players must put his penis through a hole in a gate or fence and the other participants of the game have to hit the penis with a pre determined object. The object can be anything from a spoon to a piece of Chicken
I played Whack a Todd last night and my cock is cut to pieces
by SimonJig47 November 13, 2025
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Todd

A little bitch that will not stop trying to get in other people’s way. He is someone who has to be on top.
Todd is a bitch
by Poop master wu August 11, 2020
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Todd

Todd, the ultimate cunt.
Rude and obnoxious and always in trouble.
Always punching above his weight
Oh fuck here comes that guy Todd, quick hide behind this plant”
by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021
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Todd

Todd:

1: Noun

Person, object, or place that is immaculate in every way possible

2: Noun

A particular background character that many people worship
1: Lunarr is absolutely todd!

2: I love our lord and savior Todd
by Wingwongwingwong November 24, 2020
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todd

an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
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Pee Pee Todd

A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.
Guy 1: Great I’m working with Stuart today

Guy 2: Have fun with that Pee Pee Todd
by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022
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