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Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.
by Vin June 1, 2004
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love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.
I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.
by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008
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shank and bank

when you shank a guy, steal his wallet, and then go to the bank.
With the strain of the current economy, I was forced to shank and bank a bitch.
by Micmadarach April 3, 2009
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Pussy shank

When you are having sex with a girl and your dick goes completely in and completely out.
"Brad said when he pussy shanked this girl it felt weird."
by Zach2k8 December 29, 2007
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candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp
Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017
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shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.
by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007
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