Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Yellow Fingers

Someone whos always got an itchy ass

Friend 1: "Hey, mate how you got yellow fingers and you dont even smoke"?

Friend 2: "Because his hand is never too far away from his ass"!

by SlipperyP April 14, 2010

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021