titty money

Money stored in your tittys

Cashier: It'll be $5.60
Lady: Okay just let me get my titty money!

by Nightman65 February 18, 2017

shut up titty

Can be used as a replacement for "Shut the fuck up!"
or to tell someone with ginormous tits to shut up.

"Damn, look at all that snow. SHUT UP TITTY."

(to a large breasted woman) "SHUT UP TITTY!"

by forcefed January 7, 2008

Yo Momma Titty (YMT)

The equivalent of "Your Momma", with the stinging pain of embarrassment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms best assets.

Tom "This hamburger is sloppy bro"
Ben "Yo Momma Titty (YMT) is sloppy bitch"

by GreenVegas66 January 13, 2009

titty shot

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1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.

2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.

Last night I took a few titty shots off of some drunk girl at a bar.

by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007

witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).

1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"

by vastheman February 18, 2009

titty twister

To grabs ones titty and twist until it turns black and blue.

Also, see purple nurple.

My friend twisted my titty and it hurts like hell.

by I forget January 10, 2004

Dumb-Titty

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.

Guy 1: "Yo I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Guy 2: "YOU DUMB-TITTY!!"

by Lucy's Dad February 1, 2008