whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.

"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."

by Ramin M August 1, 2006

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010

Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."

Dude, that breakdance is rippin' tickets.

by Flauphlin December 1, 2010

Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

by adem g September 8, 2013

Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016

Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.

That snow ticket was charmin soft.

by The Slane April 1, 2017