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dave matthews tickets

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?
by Futchy December 20, 2017
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10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!
Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!
by mememetoo October 19, 2020
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ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.
If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!
by everlife6 May 2, 2009
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turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.
by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023
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