carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.

After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.

by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023

tinyone

The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.

For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

by spagoogle May 31, 2018

Quicksand Tits

When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated

Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob

Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue

by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020

Gender time

A phrase formed on Karl Jacobs Jackbox stream its has no meaning other than it making no sense

Its gender time just got trending on Twitter!

by banz0 November 30, 2020

I'm Tired

What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.

"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."

by Ucover149 April 19, 2018

I'm Tired

Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.

Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.

by The Tired One December 27, 2017