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Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.
I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane…
by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022
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Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
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Thirsty

We are going to try 90s Trivia Night again due to low attendance the last time (and now with more advance notice)! Feel free to bring a tea (or whatever beverage) and a snack. It should be a relaxing discussion of 90s fads and music.
See definition of thirsty
by CodePink1969 March 17, 2021
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Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
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Thirsty feline

“My girlfriend is a thirsty feline
by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022
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Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024
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Thirsty

Cock thirsty; one who craves cock.
Look at all these thirsty Trump supporters. Slurp, slurp, slurp!
by DeadPrez11 June 4, 2019
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