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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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YOYO Treatment

The " YOYO Treatment" is when a person(s) annoys someone to their breaking point and causes victim to assume square-up formation.
Next time the SE is in Vegas, Jeff will receive the YOYO Treatment.
by UBAyoyo June 28, 2019
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The Brukk Treatment

When a female is giving you head but goes to hard and your dick creates a gap in-between her teeth. This can be cause because she went too hard, too deep, or your dick is simply inhumanely massive.
Person 1: Oh My God look at the gap in-between her teeth! She's definitely had the Brukk Treatment!

Person 2: That girls such a hoe, she's got such a big gap between her teeth! She must have had so many Brukk Treatments!
by pbob23689 July 8, 2019
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The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.
The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.
by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017
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cinderella treatment

When the skanky ho don't like to swallow, so you cup your hands, let her spit and then use her shoe as napkin.
While in New York, traveling for business, I totally gave Kate the Cinderella Treatment!
by Dubs4life April 19, 2018
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Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.
He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.
by puterhead March 26, 2017
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Capi treatment

Getting the shitty assignments at work because your boss hates your leg.
Man bobs leg is getting the Capi treatment .
by Ronald McDonald1 May 21, 2017
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