Viking Sunburn

The viking…. but the loser has to apply chemical hair remover to their sack

Me and brad did The Viking but Brad won so I had to do The Viking Sunburn and buy some Nair and now my balls are flaky

by bigGuse June 12, 2024

Vike

A Vike is a member of the "Inferior" race. Also most commonly referred to as "The Underilk"

"John drives like Vike." "I hate Vikes" "Kill all Vikes"

by Gotterton March 16, 2024

Vike

Vike is the kindest person you'll come across. He is patient and sweet.

Most importantly he is the most good looking person and sexy in everything he does. He is someone who'll make you want to be kinder and love.

Hi my name is VIKE

by Aandoahvenw November 25, 2021

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015

viking special

After a Viking beat you in a fight, they will proceed to bend you over and give you the Viking dick. He will ride you from the back, leaving you destroyed and exhausted. For the finisher the Viking will choke you out with his long, rope like, penis. After all of that, the Viking will continue to pillage and rape your family.

Oh no, not the Viking special!

by Treesmash123 November 03, 2020

a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019