Gum Shank

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.

Someone: "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" You: (Throw Gum) "GUM SHANK!!!!!!"

by Gum shanker April 24, 2009

Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing

Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.

by Vin June 1, 2004

love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.

I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

shank and bank

when you shank a guy, steal his wallet, and then go to the bank.

With the strain of the current economy, I was forced to shank and bank a bitch.

by Micmadarach April 3, 2009

Pussy shank

When you are having sex with a girl and your dick goes completely in and completely out.

"Brad said when he pussy shanked this girl it felt weird."

by Zach2k8 December 29, 2007

shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

flame shank

when some one stabs you with a lighter

A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me

by stupid joe April 3, 2009