A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 18, 2017
Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
by Soulxls June 16, 2020
The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
by Secretary fo alternative facts October 03, 2017
"pretzel pop me daddy."
by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
You can't have my furry pretzel!
by Bowler_000 October 24, 2011
When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019
A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
by Brad Daddy February 02, 2024