JESUS

your savior, he loves even when you mess up.

Jesus christ is my savior

by anonymous March 12, 2021

jesus

An adjective meaning "cool" or "awesome"

"Dude! This cake is SO jesus!"

by amanderineorange February 25, 2008

Jesus

Gods son who loves you very much, and wants you to get to know him

Jesus loves you!

by ukjfsd March 14, 2023

Jesus

He was the best thing before sliced bread, apparently
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno

See family guy

In other words
Jesus was a load of SHITE

by Stuartthebank October 16, 2007

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the savior that God has given to the world. He died on the cross and shed blood to cleanse the sin of every sinner. To those people who believed in Him would not be perished but have everlasting life.

Jesus is the gift that God has given to us inorder for us to have eternal life.

by Annyeong June 9, 2021

Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018

Jesus

A long-dead Middle-Eastern hippy who smoked weed and fathered many screwed up kids including George W. Bush and John McCain.

My mom told me to do what Jesus did, so I bought a bag of weed off my friend.

by Marcina June 18, 2008