crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

crop top

legless Dom

I found a crop top for you

by monke drip boi October 4, 2022

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

crop gaf

A house or premises at which marijuana is grown

I need to find a new job man, i cant keep working in this crop gaff its too bait

by Jirood July 29, 2017

Nicotine crop dust

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.

She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

by Mikehuntreeks April 19, 2023

someone who crops memes wrong

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019