Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.

Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.

by Inkd.n.confused January 4, 2023

Bruce Brown

He defended the shit out of Paul George, he is undoubtably Paul George's daddy.

Paul George keeps getting blocked, it must be because of Bruce browns defense.

by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

Bruce Wane

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021

Bruce McQueen

The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.

Bruce Mcqueens fucks

by Jdrum August 13, 2021

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

Bruce Wayne

Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.

This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne

by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021