Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 22, 2008
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Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover
Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."
by Woody89 October 26, 2010
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texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.
Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.
by supaDISC December 31, 2004
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Mission, Texas

A place in south Texas near the Mexican boarder. It's in the Rio Grande Valley; Hidalgo County.
Best place in the world to grow up in.
I live in Mission, Texas.
by Jessa Girl August 17, 2013
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Texas Jackhammer

When a girl with pig tails is giving you head, grab the pig tails and pull her farther towards you with tremendous force. In the process of doing this, also perform very agressive hip thrusts towards her.
Last night, when Ashley came over,I gave her the Texas Jackhammer. I was so surprised that she had so little class to let me do this to her, that I broke up with her shortly afterwards.
by B J Whackett October 16, 2008
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Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.
Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.
by Doodlebug August 28, 2006
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Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.
these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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