Tequila Surfside

Because it’s a new drink dumb ass

Order me a Tequila Surfside

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

tequilamermaid101

this tiktoker is very silly. olivia kys. jk.

do you follow tequilamermaid101??

no?
well she doesn’t post so it’s ok!!

by grelleishot October 17, 2021

tequina

Davina + Tequila = Tequina, and Tequina ain’t no little bitch but you are if you don’t have sex with her in the elevator.

If Davina is a kindhearted goddess of friendship and loyalty who also happens to be the desire of all men so lucky to cross her path, then Tequina is a bulldozer-sized weed wacker with just as much style and grace.

Dammit, Tequina. I’m not a little bitch. I’m just tired.

Tequina banana.
Ugh, Tequina, don’t sit on the chair, you already broke it.

Dude: Tequina, I just said that the girls were tall. That’s it. They were over 6 feet! That’s wild! I didn’t say I wanted to bone them!
Tequina: But you implied it!

by augpub November 22, 2021

Tequila Girl

Ani

The tequila girl funded Spurs’s expansion.

by Bouncer Shawn March 3, 2022

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022

Tequila’D

I'm on my Tequila shit tonight. Somebody nappy dread headed son bout tuh catch feelings then ima ghost his ass!

His childish ass on FB in his feelings posting subliminal post because he got Tequila’D

by Kirk727 August 23, 2022

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.

I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022