tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 10, 2023

The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...

Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.

by Hill8illyBrenno September 01, 2022

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023

Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"

Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day

by mr tenny July 26, 2009

tennis doubles

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.

My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles

by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020

Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.

Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

by QueenofUnderground April 29, 2018