Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis

girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine

by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

tennis

A game played on a big grass field. There are two teams who each have 11 players on the field at a time. The objective is to kick the ball into the oponent's goal.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna play some tennis after class?
Guy 2: no

by Fuckbaby October 18, 2021

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 21, 2021

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021

Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)

Fraiser Tennis Racket is bear fit

by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021