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Brookyln Tech is a school in Brooklyn. A very strange one, at that. It has an insane amount of stairs, which is matched only by the amount of idiots there.
I was walking down the downstairs. I know people walk down the upstair-case, but upstairs the downstair-case?
by zarkerd December 13, 2004
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Georgia Tech

Georgia Tech is the best part of Atlanta which is the best part of Georgia which is the best part of the South which is the best part of America which is the best part of Earth which pretty much sucks compared to the Moon.
Let's go to Georgia Tech.
Nah, I'm not leaving this crater.
by ~Robicus~ April 7, 2009
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Brooklyn Tech

The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.

Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.

Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.

If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.

So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
by captain sleepless October 21, 2008
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.
bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.
by daDebil January 15, 2004
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Grasso Tech

Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)
That kid over there looks like he just ate a bag of dicks; yeah, he probably goes to Grasso Tech.
by Effrummann January 10, 2011
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Tech

A person with EXTREME knowledge or skills with computers or electronically gear (but not including actual game). A positive comment which replaces geek and it's sometimes not as positive effect.
Toms the tech around here, he will fix your computer for you and then some
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
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techalicious

The battle cry of Penn State THON 2008 Technology captains. These captains helped to run the most successful student run philanthropy in the world, raising over $6.6 million dollars for the Four Diamonds Fund.

Visit www.thon.org to learn more!
You guys know what to say...On 3!

1-2-3

T-E-C-H ... TECHALICIOUS!!!!
by ryantechalicious February 26, 2008
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