dick taint 

Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.

Its colder as balls, but not as cold as dick...its as cold as dick taint!

dick taint by whoisatlas November 29, 2010

Tainted 

fake, unreal

tainted love .... to love some 1 not b/c who they are b/c of what they look like or what they got

there love is tainted she likes him b/c hes a baller

Tainted by Ky July 6, 2003

Taincity 

An extreme display of gay.

Did you see those guys making out? That was so taincity!

Taincity by KillerElite October 4, 2009

Taint Tickler 

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

Taint Tickler by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

tainted twat 

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

tainted twat by paydaddi November 24, 2004

taint block 

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

taint block by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005

Scrape My Taint 

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

Scrape My Taint by Nick Rose December 22, 2004