Jail tattoo

When your friggan stupid anough to give yourself a tattoo with a needle and proxide.

"Hey Mark! I got a jail tattoo today, it hurt like amother fucker but i don't care :D"

by flylikeanangel December 30, 2008

Justin Bieber's Tattoo

An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)

He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned

it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.

" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore

person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"

person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"

by LawrieCrash August 12, 2010

Biohazard Tattoo

A tattoo of the bio-hazard symbol. Most commonly on the skin of a human, in black or red ink.

Reasons for getting it are varied, 100% of the time it has to do entirely with why the person wanted to get it.

This man has a Biohazard Tattoo on his hand. He must be hazardous. Possibly a zombie, or somebody with a brain problem causing him to want it.

by scaredzombie February 20, 2010

mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

by Tyler February 1, 2003

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

tattoos

Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.

That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.

"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"

by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014