Toronto

One of the best cities in the world, recently tied for 5th place in the Economist Intelligence Unit's "Top Places to Live" study. Best city in Canada by far. Has low crime (check the stats, dipshits!) and nice people.

"I wish I could live in Toronto."
"My city sucks, so I'll just rag on Toronto."
"I've never been to Toronto, but my mommy says it is bad."
"Toronto is the greatest."
"I'm a racist Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!"
"Oh no, Toronto makes us rednecks feel like a minority! Time to take the truck back to the farm in Alberta."
"Quebec sucks, parts of Montreal look like they are about to be demolished. Until you realize people actually live there! I wish I could leave this place and get to Toronto!"

by Frank Malvochich July 1, 2007

Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.

by DVDGuy October 25, 2008

Toronto

The largest city in Canada, that's overrated. People who have never been there think it's great, but when they go they realize it's a shithole. The leafs suck as well.

Aw shit! I thought Toronto was going to be cool. Its just a shithole

by TheCoolDude123 October 10, 2011

Tyronosaurus Rex

Big black dude. NFL lineman or truck driver sized. Sometimes works as bouncer a night clubs or as "event security". Generally presents a professional persona; but don't argue with him or injure his self esteem... all hell will break loose. (Show him some respect because he might be working his way through medical school or raising 6 younger siblings.)

Hey girls we will have to sneak in the back door. Tyronosaurus Rex said the cover charge is $10 tonight and I ain't payin for all five of you bitches to get in.

by Jorge Trashe October 17, 2009

Trondhein Hammer Dance

Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.

Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)

So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Torontard

Noun and adjective, describing Toronto Rob Ford voters who still defend him despite his admitted crack cocaine smoking and binge drinking.

" the Torontards still support the Fords"
" that transit plan will never work, it is Torontarded"
" My city's politics are becoming Torontarded"

by bubbaCanuk November 6, 2013

Torontard

Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian

But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality

Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo

by i hate sjws July 25, 2018