by Jim December 05, 2004
similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
by kingofyall May 09, 2010
when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.
trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
by Ginorm Epoo December 02, 2007
by Lesbian....B!TCH December 29, 2021
When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
by D@xe May 28, 2018
When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.
by a housekeeper November 12, 2017
An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.
by Shaun9876 January 26, 2014