by Jim December 5, 2004
Get the g-spot tornadomug. when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.
trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007
Get the windy tornadomug. similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
by kingofyall May 9, 2010
Get the awkward tornadomug. by Lesbian....B!TCH December 28, 2021
Get the El Horse Tornadomug. When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.
by a housekeeper November 12, 2017
Get the Whisky Tango Tornadomug. When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
by D@xe June 10, 2018
Get the Alabama lip tornadomug. The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.
by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014
Get the tornado titty twistermug.