windy tornado

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.

trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

awkward tornado

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.

Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!

by kingofyall May 9, 2010

El Horse Tornado

A carousel as said by @Dez.thelez TikTok

Dez's mom: I took the kids to a el horse tornado today

Dez: A WHAT

Dez's mom: El Horse Tornado

by Lesbian....B!TCH December 28, 2021

Alabama lip tornado

When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz

I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day

by D@xe June 10, 2018

Whisky Tango Tornado

When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.

Jesus christ, did you see Jolene's room? It's a fuckin' whisky tango tornado in there!

by a housekeeper November 12, 2017

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014

tornado titty twister

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.

*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014