Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalis.9.

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalis.9.

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalis.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 20, 2025

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023

Thongs

Australian flip flops

Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)

by Littleaussiesheila August 6, 2018

Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.

“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 3, 2019