Slippery Giraffe

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.
I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.
by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017
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this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid
officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"
by Aqxer June 24, 2021
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Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn
"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'
by wendlynfae August 6, 2018
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Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way
you laugh like a autistic-giraffe
by erazor21 February 7, 2018
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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
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giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024
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dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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