The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
Get the Sketchy Fingersmug. A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
by HeatSeekingDildo March 17, 2009
Get the Gross fingermug. When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.
Matt: *shuffling songs*
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
by mattcrawford July 23, 2011
Get the Shuffle fingersmug. Friend 1: "Hey, mate how you got yellow fingers and you dont even smoke"?
Friend 2: "Because his hand is never too far away from his ass"!
Friend 2: "Because his hand is never too far away from his ass"!
by SlipperyP April 14, 2010
Get the Yellow Fingersmug. My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
by heatherwear December 12, 2009
Get the mitten fingermug. The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019
Get the malookia fingermug. A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015
Get the Tinder fingermug.