Life

A sexually transmitted terminal illness.

"Get a life."

by Isaac Dicks April 20, 2021

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It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.

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A mistake

life is such a mistake,I hate every aspect of it.

by REALITYBREAKER1735 November 15, 2022

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The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.

"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".

by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021

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OMG, life sucks.

by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022

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