by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?
Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

by Myhsvwgg October 8, 2022

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023
