tuck and strut

When a male tucks their genitals in between their thighs and then proceed to walk like they are on a modeling runway.

Well, wife and kids will be gone tonight so I guess I will just drink gin and tuck and strut.

by Peep Giver August 28, 2017

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

South Side Strategy

A updated variation of Richard Nixon's "Southern Strategy" used in the south side of Des Moines, IA using racist and nativist dog whistles to win the support of white working class Baby Boomers living in the neighborhood.

When Eddie Mauro tells everyone he is "the Italian candidate" and his main campaign message is how long he has lived there, he is going heavy with the South Side strategy.

by Maroon 2022 April 11, 2022

Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

strategerize

To make a strategy

"When you be up on the block, and you see niggaz rollin' heavy, you gotz to strategrize yo' bounce plan"

by Nugs May 6, 2003

Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

by astoriastory March 10, 2007

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010