Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

scrump

Those little gross smelly yellow chunks of rotten food that you cough up sometimes. Consider it a throat booger.

As I was talking to the manager I accidentally coughed up a scrump that landed on his desk.

by cpdcrsdr January 22, 2013

Scrumps

A smelly lil stinker

My bunghole is really Scrumps today.

by xookie November 12, 2004

SCRUMPDIDDLIUMPTIOUS

Not to be confused with bootylicious but having similar meaning, this word is used to help illustrate how juicy, enticing, or beckoning an object appears.

DAMN GIRL!!! That guys lips look so SCRUMPDIDDLIUMPTIOUS!!!!!!

by Sunni4lyf March 27, 2008

Scrumpt

When something tastes very good, it has a lot of scrumpt, making it scrumptious

Those cheese burgers had so much scrumpt I couldn't stop eating them

by Brephilson July 6, 2022

Strumpet

Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.

Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.

Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!

by Galandian April 19, 2009

scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006