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A stanky one

An attractive girl that is raunchy and down to party
*A slow and uneventful night is developing*
“Damn, dude I need a stanky one”
by urbansplatt July 26, 2019
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Permanent Stanky Leg

Permanent Stanky Leg (Hip dysplasia) is an abnormality of the hip joint where the socket portion does not fully cover the ball portion, resulting in an increased risk for joint dislocation.1 Hip dysplasia may occur at birth or develop in early life.1 Regardless, it does not typically produce symptoms in babies less than a year old.
by BigStankDickDad February 25, 2021
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Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021
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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)
by lanky stanky guy June 8, 2021
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Fishy stanky

Anastasia Williams- honn / Snapchat- anastasia2sexy
This fishy stanky bitch needs to stop talking shit.
by Cohenp608 September 25, 2023
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hot wet and stanky

my hot wet and stanky won't quit stankin
by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018
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