textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".

"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."

by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017

sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button

We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing

by Thasriht November 25, 2017

Peeking Stranger

When a penis is extruding out of a mans underwear

Dude I was walking around with a peeking stranger last night

by Satxn May 27, 2018

Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.

Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.

by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018

Complete Stranger

When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.

Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.

by StrawHat323 October 4, 2018

Tennessee Stranger

When you drink so much Whiskey that you don’t even recognise yourself in the mirror.

Edd: What happened to Will last night?

Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.

by Robin Eves December 21, 2018