Reverse Scrambled Egg

Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.

The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top

Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.

by Flaagens March 6, 2014

Sasauge strangled

A sex act in which a woman gives a man head to where she chokes on his penis and dies.

His favorite fetish is to have a woman get sasauge strangled by him.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

dry stamped

When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.

Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.

Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!

by UhhhhPerson December 1, 2017

Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Rubber Stamped

Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.

Last night I rubber stamped that bird!

by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019

Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"

by UncleRody March 1, 2021

Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.

Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.

by SVD 74 April 26, 2021