Starbucks

A coffee store that gets all of its coffee from slaves in Africa and people who go there think that they are such good people by giving money to the slaves but they are too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

Chantal went to Starbucks to buy a coffee and give money to the slaves but she was too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

Starbucks by VinnyC June 11, 2006

Starbucksing 

The act of hanging out or chillin' at starbucks

Yo! Wanna go starbucksing later?!

Starbucksing by Jarrett Williams March 5, 2008

starbucks special 

Noun 1. the act of pouring lukewarm coffee into the woman's vagina and sucking it out with a straw*

*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.

I gave my girlfriend a starbucks special, and it was very tasty!

starbucks special by Dan, Justin, Nathan March 31, 2003

Starbucks

Overpriced corporate coffee-house and symbol of American cultural imperialism. Attracts trend whores by falsifying an artsy and intellectual atmosphere of social responsibility. Bane of entrepreneurs worldwide.

Trendy bitch: Hey, wanna go grab some Starbucks?
Informed friend: Fuck that shit! I'm buying local.

Starbucks by Stefan R August 10, 2007

starbucks

The best place to find the worst coffee, most likely produced by terribly underpaid slave laborers.

Paris Hilton: Oh! My! God! We sooo need to talk about this. Starbucks here we come.
Me (with as much contempt as one can muster, which I imagine would be a lot in the presence of Paris Hilton): Not Starbucks

starbucks by Atikin April 19, 2006

starsucker 

Censored version of starfucker. Mostly used when MTV wants to play that Nine Inch Nails videoclip of the same name.

Only pussies say starsucker

starsucker by pinky_pseudonym September 14, 2004

Starbucks

If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.

"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."

"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."

"uhh. Never."

"Sorry, youre not right for the job."

Starbucks by Ceslife October 9, 2005