A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 08, 2024
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A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 08, 2024
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Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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Triple Stanley

To dress up like Paul Stanley and have a bedazzled, zebra print 3 way with two other people also dressed like paul stanley. If one can involve the actual paul stanley that is preferable.
by Viva La Muerte November 19, 2012
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Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.
"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."
by Moon Cub October 15, 2019
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Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players
I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped
by In the hat April 02, 2017
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal February 18, 2018
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