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Saltacello

a German crossover jazz band of 5 musicians, almost all of them from Stuttgart, who are unknown in the world except that they are popular in South Korea. The reason behind is that they publicly announced that they like South Korea and actually used some of its traditional tunes for their music.
-Do you know Saltacello?
-Sorry, who?
by iborrowedthisname May 1, 2007
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Saltlantis

This magical land appears every once in a blue moon.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.

They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.

A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.
"...and now, Donald Trump is the 45th President of the unites states..."
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”

Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.

The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.

Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.

BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!
by Giga Donkey Dick March 8, 2017
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Bath Salt

It has the active ingredient: Mephedrone aka (4-methylmethcathinone) (4-MMC, MCAT, Bubbles. Meow, Miaow) also known as Meow Meow: It is often sold as "plant food" or "bath salts" although, as it has no use as such products

- Not to be confused with methedrine, methedrone, methadone, or methylone.

Intended effects: (this will vary on the person and the purity of the Mephedrone - as well as if the user is using any other drugs at the time of usage, being recreational or prescription & especially alcohol!)

Users have reported that mephedrone causes euphoria, stimulation, an enhanced appreciation for music, an elevated mood, decreased hostility, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation; these effects are similar to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines and MDMA.

These effects last different amounts of time, depending on the way the drug is taken. When taken orally, users report they can feel the effects within 15–45 minutes and when snorted the effects are felt within minutes.

ORAL/NASAL: last for between two and three hours when taken

IV (intravenously): last only half an hour if taken.

If taken in high doses it causes hallucinations & the effects can last for upto 5-6 days. All in all, It is very dangerous, & there are now many bath salts that are made up of a different active ingredient, MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone), which is much safer and has similar effects to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines as well.
I've got some high quality bath salt.
by dani_girl January 5, 2011
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Salting

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
by Franz Holden May 17, 2011
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Salters

An incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. FIFA. Obscenities include 'Aids', 'you jebend' and 'you sweaty arab'. Having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g Messi, Ibrahimovic
Lewis: Would you like to see my white cotton panties?
Kane: Oh god, he's doing a Salters
Lewis: Shut up Kane you dirty jebend, bet EA lick your arsehole like they do Messi.
by gibbotelli July 21, 2014
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salt of the earth

Jes' folks; the 36 saints who uphold the world; ordinary people. See the song by the Rolling Stones. Origin in the New Testament.
Say a prayer for the hard-working people. Say a prayer for the salt of the earth.
by octopod November 30, 2003
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saltine gangsta

the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
i swear david is a true saltine gangsta
by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008
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