Mac Stabber

similar to a backstabber but to a higher degree.

A mac stabber will smile to your face, but stab you in the back.
They thrive off of being your best friend by day, sleeping with your bf/gf by night. Also often they use privileged information gained throughout a long term relationship in order to try and smear your reputation.

After we broke up she told the cops about everything i've done to try and have me arrested. Such a Mac Stabber.

She helped me plan my going away party and then slept with my bf when I was gone! What a Mac Stabber!!

After 3 years she lied to the cops and had me arrested for DV, Audrey is such a Mac Stabber!

by Mac Stabbed December 22, 2010

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stubble bubble

When the loose skin of one's testicles is bunched up, and made to look like a chewed piece of gum.

Male 1: "Hey bro, want some stubble bubble?"
Friend: "Ye-- Ew what the fuck?!"

by Stubbley November 15, 2015

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The Stabler

A haircut reserved for top detectives, usually in the NYPD Special Victims Unit. It consists of having the front-half of one's head shaved, coupled with a gradually receeding hairline. Brings one the power to knock random, innocent citizens around without a warrent, or frankly, even reason.

Elliot became a douche lately. Ever since he got The Stabler, he has been shoving people into walls and asking them where the knife is. I don't know.

by StablerandBenson December 12, 2011

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stable

when your crush is struggling to maintain some kind of emotional linearity.
lend a mental hand
soothe
inspire
smile
kiss

thank fuck i am more stable than you. this could go terriblue wrong if one of us wasnt
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by Krkič April 22, 2019

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Stable

Oh, yeah, no you're right I'm a complete nutjob. Buuuut.... If you're weaponizing schizophrenia against your moratl enemy... Should you really be allowed to keep your license? I mean... for a guys who has said on multiple occasions that he's "never seen anyone get away with anything" Why did you think you could participate in that an nothing would happen to you? You and Dr. David Bus somehow got a recording of me saying I was "Uniquely charming" at a DnD session and quoted me publicly, on camera and posted it to your channel and then gave a speech that I literally wrote, even though I have know way of know how you're seeing any of this. You really think nobody is watching huh? That is wild. I also didn't make any complaints.

Hym "Hey! You watch that tone of your young lady! You know what you're doing over there. Nobody made you do that shit. You could have helped me immediately. I'm in a bit of a pickle. And if I'm that unstable how is what you're doing not the exact opposite of what you should be doing? You clearly make house calls. Ask christiano ronaldo. You're doing this to yourself because you wanted to teach someone a lesson and now look at you. Both of you. And Thomas Delauer is more qualified to talk about your diet than you. I've had more stolen from me than you'll ever earn in your life and I don't have nepotism working for me. I had to actually build my fanbase from the group up. I mean really. What did you think was going to happen with you doing that? Huh? You need to rethink your attitude. Go sit on the stairs. Your father and I are going to talk and you can rejoin the conversation when learn how to behave yourself."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

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