doom squirrel

the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WILL ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH

doom squirrel is the dooom and chaos in the world so beware the squrrel man BEWARE IT'S SQUIRRELY WRATH OR DIE!!!!!

by lizard0004 February 13, 2008

Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

J-Squirrel

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling

1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.

by A. Friend September 7, 2006

fart squirrel

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

by Razorayne December 15, 2015

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010

Persian Squirrel

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.

I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.

by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009

squirrel brains

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.

"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"

by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004