spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Spuffy

Used when referring to the couple Spike and Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy scenes are the best.

by Alexa October 12, 2004

Spunk Tag

The Sport of Spunk Tag. Participants aim to 'Tag' their opponents with their own 'Spunk' through ejaculatory means. Bonus points are awarded for all manner of Specialised shots including Mouth, Anus and Back of the Knee. Penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of Gametime. Standard Uniform consists of a Team Shirt and Tube Socks. Can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.

Gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial pissing offense during a Spunk Tag play.

by Hunter2255 April 24, 2009

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

sputid

1) a person liek you who obvislouy cnn't spel

2) me too

3) an extremely large peepeehole

1) hookt on fonics ddnt werk im sitll sputid

2)HOLY CRAP MY SPUTID SHRANK!

by rainabt October 6, 2007

sputmonger

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

by Travito February 5, 2008

spunk tummy

When a fella does so much cock gobbling that they begin to put on weight due to large intakes of man mayo.

Yo nick, you're looking good man. You wanna lay off the pipe though bro you getting one of them spunk tummy's

by Kev McDermott April 5, 2015