green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009

donut splitter

a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"

"So.. what were you doing this weekend."

"Screwing my bf up the ass."

"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."

by Sarah, Tifffany, and Tyler November 15, 2009

Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

by rvp December 28, 2008