frank spank

when one uses Frank's red hot sauce as lubricant to masterbate.

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)

by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude

Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”

by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022

slankage

The phenomenon that occurs when a man's testicles become sweaty and stick to the side of his leg.

Yo, I've got some mad slankage going on.

by Wes February 3, 2003

spank fuel

Mental images saved for the later purpose of masturbating to them.

Did you see Katie and Megan making out at the bar last night? Total spank fuel.

by copandahalf April 16, 2009