When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
by MasterKof January 13, 2022
Get the republican specialmug. The Dani special is when during reverse cowgirl position, you proceed to insert 3 fingers in her butthole.
by PennySake April 20, 2019
Get the Dani specialmug. Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her
YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.
by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018
Get the middleburg specialmug. by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019
Get the baseball specialmug. A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!
by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016
Get the Spaghetti Specialmug. Description of The Mackey Special:
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 6, 2011
Get the The Mackey Specialmug. The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.
"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014
Get the Barcelona Specialmug.