Charleston Swallow

The Art of Swallowing Dildos whole and shitting them out through your ass then sucking on it until you have shit in your mouth which you then swallow and have it reenter your anus while a friend savors your ass cream

dude i was having secks with my gf and she asked for a charleston swallow.
'dude','wtf'

wtf hoopty dildo honda jew gold

by hoopty art dealer October 19, 2009

Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 28, 2006

shallow shower

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009

Smallosmitties

A female with small breasts'

Damn that girl has some smallosmitties!

by Christopher Perez the Third May 9, 2008

skallow

1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.

2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.

Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.

by the moody booze August 2, 2008

smallow

1. To inhale the scent of one substance through the nose while swallowing an entirely different substance, in order to confuse the senses.

No, man, I get how much you hate boiled kale, but if you smallow it with a dram of Islay whisky, it goes down like a peat bog in July.

by ilorien February 1, 2016

cunt swallow

A Cunt swallow is anybody named sterling, who has a psalm on their chest and may or not have a mentally challenged older brother.

"Look theres Sterling!" "You mean cunt swallow?"

by Negrodamus1457 October 15, 2013