somalification

Abandonment and deterioration of once thriving cities and civilizations, as warlords, drug lords and warring factions tear them apart. The definition is based on the example of modern Somalia as an impoverished, refugee-abandoned African nation without a working government and ruled by anarchy.

A description of the process destroying San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore and other major blue-run cities in the US.

Person 1: Did you see the San Fran "Poop" app, this morning? Yeah, The whole Tenderloin district is shaded brown!

Person 2: The Somalification of Bagdad by the Bay; predictable. such a sad fate for a once beautiful city.

by Schmerdtz August 19, 2023

Somalia

A failed country known mainly to produce terrorists and pirates. From 2000s until now Somalia is still exclusively kept afloat by their white masters(UN) as the country struggles to generate any revenue whatsoever. During the Boon's(Barre the monkey) time the failed state was also kept afloat exclusively by Somaliland's livestock export, consisting of almost 60-70% of their entire GDP. Somalia is home to the least productive, low iq, most corrupt, and laziest humans you'll ever ever see in entirety of the accursed black continent.

Failed State Of Somalia Resident: "Hey, do you want to go to Somalia with me?"
Free Democratic Republic Of Somaliland Resident: "No, I don't want to get blown to pieces"

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Somali

A group of people originating from east Africa with serious identity issues, a few self hating believe they are not Africans or black although they originate from the continent are are melanated. They’re usually found in western countries as refugees or illegal immigrants.

Of course I’m Somali I eat banana and rice.

by Frankolin September 9, 2023

Somalien Syndrome

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.

Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"

by .vl12 September 24, 2023

Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!

Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys

by Jugfruit November 18, 2023

somalian system

moggers with big dick

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro

by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023

sofl

shitting on the floor laughing

used to express extreme happiness and excitement in text

sometimes used as a response to a joke
similar to rofl (rolling on the floor laughing)

nathan: why did the chicken cross the road
taylor: why?
nathan: …to get to ur moms house
taylor: OMG 😭😭😭 IM SOFL

by krtny December 9, 2023